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 2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return
back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never
dies. Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha,
bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the
Nurse :- I Love U sister....
Sardar to Girlfriend=
Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... Sardar proposed a
Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sardar was writing
something very slowly. Friend asked:
m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of
WIFE.It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever Laloo bada chalak haiNau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai.. Why do couples hold
hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two
boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka
truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Once a chunti saw a dali of Gur , she went to eat it, but on the way she saw
a muscular chunta,she left the gur and went to chunta,because, GUR NALO
ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy .By Na ila
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur
no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.m
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY
BAAD 14 NOV KO "CHILDREN DAY" MANANA PADTA HAITcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As
old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I
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