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Mistakes are not
crime,I
Mistakes are not
crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For
example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
If ever un ur life u feel sad
If ever un ur life u feel
sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u
where to jump from....
Winter comes again n again
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person
like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again
n again....
Keep in touch with me.
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
3 tips to break a mirror:
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and
just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
I want to suck you... l
I want to suck you... lick
you... wanna move my tongue all over
you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
A psychological study prove that monkeys
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont
change your fingure, its too late now
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what
comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas
ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne
Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro
Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
I saw u on a road
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
"when i call u,one
ring means I m missing
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing
u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i
m thinking of u,4 ring means i need
u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
aap jaisa
koi meri zindagi
aap
jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi
main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban
jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal
banjaye by
dilwala abdi
kya aap k ser per
seing hain
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per
waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay.
By Ansari
yaad hai jab hum
pehli bar
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile
the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah
ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
Today is an international
day
Today is an international
day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done.........By Ikram
fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..By chammalhey
bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi
bandhar habi sms par raha hai haseeb
we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins
b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing
mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA
SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit
Some time my heart ask me, why i
like U? why i want 2 see U? why i
remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me
ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.
do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow
pandu
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u, so
here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
adil(not doing love)mehboob
i see ur face when iam dreaming thats
why i always wake up screaming
By Maha
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit By Maha
In Urdu
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By Maha
HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN
UR MIND......... MUFS
In Urdu
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji
shehzad hanif
In Urdu
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....Bubloo
when i was born satan said another
god and when you were born satan said
competition.rato
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