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 When i open my eyes every
morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why
should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas
Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:
Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were
born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the
fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont
have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating
fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines,
Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the
next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying
2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2
call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the
sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell
off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the
bathroom
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he
won a toaster
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r
drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U
cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i
lauf again
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life &
who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the
wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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