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 Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visit
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took
my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted
to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside"
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR LE
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone,
favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist:
Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ
SITARA sey hi ho ga......
eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop
..so after the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe
AIDS hai "*******
One is looking very upset by thinking that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"
Two ladies were working in a furniture shop,one for ELLERINES and
other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same
bus at same stop at the same time. So other day they were
waiting until
late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY THIS BUS IS
LATE" and the other lady didnt want to be left out she said "I ELLERINES
WHATS WRONG?
A womman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a
university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter
from him we have tio go to the dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are
lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we get a letter from ours, we have
to go to the bank!"
a kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga
How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner?
Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I'm Going 2
introduce 2 u Later.
Sadham meets kajol n
asks her " how is ur life ?" , kajol says "
Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks Sadham " how about u? " n he says "
kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!
teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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