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 Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,
woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U
r a good dog. Now stop barking
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you
gave me light. You gave
me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much
PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E -
U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J -
Just K - Kidding
I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my
lovely... SHOES !
Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A
car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.
those who cant av me HATE ME ...
those who ABUSE ME lose me...
those who av me cant handle me ...
an then theres people like u who cant refuse me
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR
CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A
MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.:
KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI
TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI
KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR
TU AIK KHAAS HAI
ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA
UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI
in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss u
HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN
THOUSANDS "BEE" AROUND YOU
2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now
Press down
again
again.. please
once
more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job
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