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One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a
heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is
Enough to make worse a whole Life!
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r
Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K
- Kidding
Government of Pakistan has introduced a
new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r
safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d
a y, the history continues....
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are
aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas
aapko hamesha tang karenge......
American-Dogs can find
Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats
not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME
laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Could u fax me ur
photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
Can v do romance in the midnigh
2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me
soon, urs Loving Mosquito
In heaven together we were in a big
hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could
start writing any thing l heard you caling for ''EXTRA SHEET''. Stay Cool.
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours
everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few
Months. "Allah k naam par de de baba"
A friend is like a pillow u can hug
when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u
need a friend so.....buy a pillow
A baby monkey asked his mother"Mom, why r we so ugly"???Mom said - Thank GOD
we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! ! !
FRDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.Deep like
OCEAN.
High like SKY.Strong like IRON.Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if
im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if
sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u "cute" lagana thappar os
pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
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