|
 Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me!
Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got
washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART ATTACK!
Life is
like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman
Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman
Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur
Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
I m at police station. The police caught
me & filed a case against me of
"POSSESSION OF
GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED,
Need some ugly MOnkey 2
bail me out , Where r u?
Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim
kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.
Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa
ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain,
ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO
Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum
ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi
booot se kum ho
A-u r attractive,
B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,
G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report
to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any
inconvenience
mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum
?lux se do bar nahana
dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek
kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!
|
|
