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 when u r alone...
when ur crying.....
when ur upset....
when ur sad......
just make a call to me....becoz incoming is free for me....
If god comes and asks for
a wish," Bill-Gates may ask,'I want to be the
master of IT forever. Aishwarya may ask,'No other girl in the coming
generations shouldn't be more beautiful than me.'But I will ask to keep u
healthy always and attack me instead."I LOVE U SOOO MUCH".
Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him
Hay Baby ! If you were a hamberger at McDonald's, I would like to say you
McVerySexy
Hey hav you heared the news?..Now phone call will be billed according to ur
Brain size.Bigger ur brain is,much will b the call rate.
"VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW!
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97%
loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u
loose me.
chup chup rehti ho...
kuch nehi kehti ho....
kya!
kya!
kya goongi ho????
A Rose alwyas Rose whether it is
in golden pot or in dustbin. Same
way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental
Hospital...
Sincer Apology; if u don't like to any of my SMS & dont like to read,
then plz don't hesitate, feel free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!!
If you have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If you don't
have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai
Kisliye
Good news fom U Rent free accomondation (Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona,
Rehana.... Sab Free) For more details Just dail 100.
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working!
I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you
R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far
My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you!
Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!!
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker
Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age...
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi.
AAINA DEKH LO.
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