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 what is the diffrent betweenHimami & Sunami? Himami is face wash, Sunami is total wash. A job in Railways.Salary 15000/-, job profile:-When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up... wish u all the best What if goctorsstarted directing movies? Here are eg: 1.stethoscopukal katha parayunnu. 2.Oru ECG diary kuruppu.. 3.Meerayude CT yum muthuvinte X-Rayum 4.Vasanthiyum aidsum pinne nhanum 5.Ayal BP edukkugayanu. 6.MBBS penninu MD payyan 7.Sister marude shradhayku. 8.Neru ariyan MRI 9.Syringe Madhavan. 10.BDS MOOSA 11.Compounder raman. 12.Meenathil surgery. 13.Parakum gulika. 14.Sister vannu vilichappol.(A) 15.The mortuary.(horror) TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & landSTUDENT :Simple 'Frog' TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal STUDENT :Simple "Frog's mother,Frog's fath er,Frog's sister".: BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire
Brigade Kaammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja Man ask God " God Y U make women so BEAUTIFUL? God so that u can LUV her.Men but Y u make her so STUPID? God says so that she can LUV U...... A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: God,
please close my eyes. When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked This time
he prayed God please close your eyes. A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose
between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he
choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never
stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i
have put on a condom.Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man
has only one carrot.What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans:
secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR. Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down
panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to
see the panties.Mother to her tennage daughter:I think it's time that we should talk abt sex.. Daughter: Sure Mom!!, What u want to know?.. Patient: Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai,
kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctor meri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha
aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.Munna: Haan ray meray ko pakka yaqeen hai, tu namoonia say hi maray ga. Munna: Bolay to darad kahan hai aapko.Patient(F): Pooray badan mien hai Munna: Yeh kaisay ho sakta hai ray, kuch detail batao. Patient: Tocuhes her right knee and says here, then touches her earlobe and says here, then touches her left cheek and says here, etc. Munna: Aesay hi khaali peeli tension de reli hai, teri finger mien dard hai. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai. A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up
and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back
in monthly instalmentsclass me teacher lacture de raha tha, bachon ne dekha us ki zip khuli
hui hai, bachay hansne lagay,Teacher: kyun hans rahe ho, ab agar hansay ko bahir nikaal ke khara ker dunga. A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started
sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk. |
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