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 behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,but behind a
SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man... A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina,
Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina. A boy and gal of 5th
class asked(In Urdu)A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi" Musharraf said to his
mother. Ammi mari B.V ,
M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi
utaro.5yrz old man got married with a girl of 15
yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything
and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.Which Type Of Woman Is Yours?HARD-DISK Woman:She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman:They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use for your four basic needs. SCREENSAVER Woman:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Woman:Difficult to access. SERVER Woman:Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Woman:She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Woman:She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Woman:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Woman:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expec husband was stung by a bee on his
penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove
off the pain and leave the size as it is.Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it.
Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till
the skin drops off. Question?who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones. Ques : Why do Couples hold hands on Wedding Day?Ans : Just for Formality, like 2 Boxers shaking hands before Fight!! Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo." chota sardar:mummy kal raat
ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal
gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was a huge rush, the security
guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So
he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe
time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end
replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you"and
puts the phone downAt a bar in New York, the man to
Laloo's left tells the bartender ,"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's
companion says, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and
asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Lalooreplies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIEDAfter having resigned as the CM of
Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes
and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.
Next day the photo
appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! "Laloo,
third from left!"Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a
Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar
and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we willturn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very
surprised."You Japanese are very inefficient" he stated. "Give me three days
and Iwill turn Japan into the next Bihar!"A Wife is sleeping in the middle
of the night, she suddenly shouts: "Get up
quickly my hasband is here!!!"the man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himslef and then realizes "Damn, I am the hasband!!!" Who's guilty in the situation????????????? Best SMS of the year- a
Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20
Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.A daughter sends a telegram to her
father on her clearing B.Ed
exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful
in BED."in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r
Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..! |
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